Hello there, how are you all? Not that any of you will answer and if you do that will just be weird given you will be talking to yourself.
I have been away for a while trying to do something productive, but if I’m honest, it has not worked. I have done very little the last couple of weeks what with my ‘viral infection’ (not chicken pox in case you were worried.)
I am in the middle of my Sunday night routine of sitting in bed watching X Factor results, getting very angry by myself and randomly writing about it. Usually do it via Facebook but why not let you all hear about my opinion. What is the point of the Sunday show? You are all miming. And at that, you are miming badly.
Paije is a little (insert black racial comparison.) I don’t like him. That is all.
Aiden – they will hand out knives as you walk into his concert so you can commit suicide when the fancy takes you.
Mary – my God, you are boring. I slip into a coma every week.
Katie – I like her (don’t lynch me and keep reading, please) She seems like a bit of a twat, but never mind I like her voice.
Matt – Undecided. Sometimes I think he’s amazing, other times he sounds like he’s just shouting.
Wagner – What’s the point in saying anything.
One Direction – Please learn to harmonise.
Rebecca – Phenomenal. I don’t care what anyone says, she is absolutely amazing. She’s the opposite of Leona. But better because she has a personality and isn’t dead behind the eyes.
You don’t need three guesses to see who my favourite is.
Oh, hello Westlife will you be doing something up-beat? No, of course you won’t. A ballad it is then. Although I kind of liked it. Don’t tell anyone.
Wow just watched an advert which essentially showed me what member of JLS masturbates the most. Terrible.
I love Mr Williams. You can do no wrong. Ever.
I am going to stop writing now because he is coming on.
I promise I will write something relatively good next time. Stay tuned.
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