Motivation (And Other Topics)

I think motivational speaker, as a career, is a no go area for me.  I have been holed up in my room like a wee hermit for the past two days, the perfect chance to do some work for uni, but no.  What do I do?  Sit on the internet all day, mindlessly refreshing Facebook and Twitter, waiting for something exciting to happen.  Guess what…it never does!

I have resorted to just molesting my flatmates page with endless comments on her status so she has hundreds of notifications when she logs on.  Such fun.  (Well, actually, it’s not.  It’s just as boring as not doing it.)

So, back to the motivational speaker part.  My motivation levels are around about zero at the moment.  I say “at the moment” but you should read that as “all the time.”  I have deadlines slowly approaching, but I have no worries about these because I am such a good academic I will breeze through it without breaking sweat on my way to get my First.  If only.  This is the problem; I will never be able to get a first because I’m a lazy, lazy student.  16:50 and I am only just starting to use my keyboard.  Maybe later I will realise I love doing endless writing that will eventually be deleted as it’s total rubbish.  I think I may be getting a bit of practice in here.  Apologies. 

By the way, is anyone that reads this actually a motivational speaker?  I could really do with a little chat. 

I’m also still scratching away.  I bet you’re delighted to know that.  You’re welcome. 

I finally phoned NHS 24 today to see what they have to say on my possibly childlike condition and essentially got abuse thrown at me because I don’t know who is/was my doctor.  Again, look back to the lazy, lazy statement made earlier.  I was meant to register with a new doctor when I moved, but it got pushed back to make way for other things I had to do.  I think these mainly consisted of drinking and probably some other really “important” stuff.  So now it has resulted in me not knowing if any medical expert knows anything about me. 

Back to NHS 24 though, so I got all the abuse and lectures from them to then be asked questions which were so specific it was unreal.  Do you experience light sensitivity? No, I don’t have meningitis.  Do the spots go away if you roll a glass over them? Yes, seriously, I don’t have meningitis.  Have you got stiffness in your neck?  A little, but that’s because you are annoying me with the meningitis questions, lady.  Have you urinated in the past 3 hours?  Yes, have you?  Irritating questions over she then proceeds to put me through to a nurse.  Thank you kindly.  Two minutes later, the same voice comes back on.  You are not a nurse and I don’t have meningitis.  No, she is not a nurse but a nurse will be in contact within the next three hours.  Three hours?  Seriously?  So now I am just waiting for the phone to ring and obviously can’t start working until the awkward conversation is over as it will totally disrupt my train of thought.  Perfect excuse not to do anything.

I shall keep you informed as usual.  And again, sorry if you read all of this.